Unpleasant SMS

I received a sms from Mudge last week. It goes like this....

Mudge: So, are you coming home with me tonight?

Me: Sorry?

Mudge: Should we pick up where we left off?

Me: Is this a joke?

Mudge: Whilst it is easier to ignore it, it won't go away.

Me: I am sorry, i have no idea what you are on about. Are you drunk?

Mudge: Were you flirting with me two weeks ago? If you were, I am very interested.

Me: Do you really think I was flirting with you?

Mudge: I was hoping you were...

Me: Sorry, I was not at all. I was just being friendly. We are friends, Mudge! And you are married. I would NEVER EVER go with married man. Sorry. i will watch my body language next time.

Mudge: My mistake.

Me: Are you out drinking with them?

Mudge: I am drown in sorrow, thinking of you... .

Me: Yeah VERY FUNNY! :P

So, that was it. He was right. Mudge did think I was flirting with him.. . I owe him an apology. Somehow I feel guilty because the rumours that Mudge told J two weeks ago about him may not be true. Hmm.....is it important? probably not anymore... .

Men! What are they thinking?!!